question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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