If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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