Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Randomize
