Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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