no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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