We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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