For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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