so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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