is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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