Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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