I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
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