when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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