her vagine was all disorganized.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
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