she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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