My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
North Korea, Best Korea!
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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