You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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