Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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