i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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