I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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