Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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