My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
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