Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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