Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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