I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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