My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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