Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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