He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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