She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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