physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Can I color on your dick again?
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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