So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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