dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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