i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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