STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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