youre lurking in front of me
When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Text me some of your sweat
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