if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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