She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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