Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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