let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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