butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
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