On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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