i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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