I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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