I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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