no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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