I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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