I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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