Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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