just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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