I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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