weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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