you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
So. Much. Porn.
Randomize
